I meant to post over break; honestly. I made a pretty cool picture though and I couldn’t get to my FTP to upload it. However, now I’m back, and I can, so here it is.
Directly from my secret correspondents working on the newswires:
Ladies and gentlemen, the rumors are true.
His Imminence William H. Macy will in fact be handling the Lewis ‘Scooter’ Libby appeal.
Memo to George W. Bush: You need not pardon him; in Macy we trust.