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08/29/2003 Archived Entry: "Love Missile F1-11"

Wow. Sorry about that entire week sans blog.

School hit me kinda hard. I really detest working in general. Sure, the first 2 or 3 days back were kinda fun. I got to see all the interesting people again. Then came the torential [thanks sarah stites, for the correct spelling of 'torenchal' ] onslaught of homework. Anyhow, I'm going to give a quick rundown of all my classes because I have nothing better to talk about.

Hour 1: Honors Chemistry I
I will kill the teacher of this class. She annoys me to no end. Her incessant stuttering and whiny voice are nothing compared to her double-chin, which I'm sure has consumed many-a-student.

Hour 2: Morality
This class I know I'm going to hate, but the teacher, Mr. Sailler, is actually really fun. He doesn't seem to be in any sort of terrible rush to get us to learn stuff, so he's cool in my book.

Hour 3: German I
Her [Mr.] Provencher. What a guy. While I'm not exactly keen on the whole foreign language thing, I guess german is the lesser evil. It's the closest to english, and the guy is pretty cool. For some reason he treats us all like we're kinda slow, which again is cool with me. I have enough teachers who send home sizeable homework every night, so a little break is nice.

Hour 4: Honors English II
Ahhh! Edmonds. The paradoxal woman. I can't quite figure her out. While to an extent she does have the cranky-old-lady bit going on, she's been surprisingly cool. We just kinda read, then discuss, then read some more. No big assignments, just reading. [Even though the reading itself sucks.]

Hour 5: Honors World History
Mrs. Sullivan is pretty cool. She always asks whats 'going on in the world', which allows only the people who aren't completely oblivious to everything around them to participate. This number is surprisingly small, which pleases me. I am l33t, in the literal sense.

Hour 6: Honors Algebra II
Mr. Kennedy = Cool.
Algebra + Trig = NOT Cool.

Hour 7: Advanced Debate
It's like novice debate... minus the people who don't like it, and the morons.

In other news: Dave Matthews and his solo career. What the fuck? 1) GraveDigger- Apparently he ran out of lyrics for his 'new hit single' so he just suplemented the empty space with kiddie-song-lyrics. Way to go, Dave. 2) What is with artists today? First Ben Folds dropped his band, now Dave Matthews, and Rob Thomas with all his additional crap to an extent.

What is next? I'll tell you what's next. All those bands are gonna be looking for jobs, and as a result:

The Brittany Spears Band - [Hit me baby one more time, the instrumental cut]

R. Kelly Et All - [Abreviations run amock (thanks to sean, ethan, and my mother for that spelling). and their hit single: 'illin at da sho']

The Justin Timberlakes - [Justin Timberlake will sing with a band of robots, who are actually controlled by a band of real musicians backstage. The Catch: All the robots look identical to Justin. Hence the name. And their first album is called Individuality.]

Bleh. The current music scene is a mess.

In addition, I had a fun idea.
Step 1: Get a radio like the school admin. has.
Step 2: Stay home sick, but then camp out in a car in the school parking lot.
Step 3: Using the radio, locate the channel used by the admin.
Step 4: Say all kinds of fun things to confuse them. EG: I've got a 1748 at 226 Oh-niner.
Step 5: Get the hell out of their before they figure it out.
Step 6: Wait a month. Do it again.

On the topic of easy instructions, what the hell is up with the complicated mater of sex ed. Screw all that "magical time of your life where you feel wonderful changes" that's bullshit. It's really easy to explain what sex is:

1. Insert Tab A into Slot B.
2. Repeat as necessicary.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that additional explination isn't necessicary, but the whole concept of puberty/sexual maturity etc. is really not as complicated as they make it out to be.

With that, I'm going to go. My parents are at a ball game, I'm not going to the mixer, and there's Ramen to be eaten.

Cowboys have no king.
Cowboys need no king.

Replies: 4 Buddies Neglected Their Oral Hygiene

hot sex!! tehehe excuse the attempt (rather sorry one at that) at a pun

Posted by paula @ 09/09/2003 07:41 PM CST

Well, once you get into the more complicated stuff, like, inserting tab A into slot D or E, and using appendages F through L to stimulate her appendage C, well maybe you should pay more attention is all. Or maybe you should just step back and watch the magic.


THOUGHTS! OUT! *whacks head on table, really hard*

Anyways, this neglect of oral hygiene is getting a bit long. NEW RECORD!

Posted by sean @ 09/03/2003 10:04 PM CST

Hah, morality? Thomas Hobbes everyone.

Posted by Nomad @ 08/31/2003 06:56 PM CST

any time.

Posted by sarah @ 08/29/2003 11:53 PM CST